If you can't dance, you can't dance

Surprising everyone who has ever met me, I take no issue with Phillip Phillips being named Phillip Phillips.

I actually rather like it because it is an appropriate setup for a top-quality human being. Here is why:

1. Phillip Phillips will never be president. That’s it. That’s a done deal on his potential. No matter how brilliant he could possibly grow up to be, no one will ever trust him to lead anything.
2. A guy named Phillip Phillips has to be great at something. You cannot be mediocre with such an incredibly absurd name. It is the American Benedict Cumberbatch. It is something in the brain chemistry of someone who was loved and taken care of by someones who obviously thought Phillip was an appropriate first name for the surname Phillips.
3. He’s really good looking. I tend to forgive the trespasses of the attractive. If he were a night troll, probably would throw rocks or something. Being ugly and having a ridiculous name are too many things…
4. He’s a nice guy. That’s really the long and the short of it. He’s a nice guy with a silly name. Relevant to point number 3. He’s nice, he’s attractive and he’s talented. Those things cancel out silly name.

It is my one hope that Rachel gets to NYADA and hates it. It is the worst thing ever and she wants it to sink into the ground… and it does. The school gets closed down by its board of directors and everyone who attends has to go back home and think of a new plan.

I don’t want Rachel miserable, but I don’t want her rewarded. She stalks her way into a college. Kurt auditions with his all and gets no where. He has to stay in Lima to retry for school, the path Rachel wasn’t willing to consider when she didn’t nail her audition.

Glee doesn’t ever reward people for being prepared and thoughtful. It literally hates it.

If Glee were in Glengarry Glen Ross, it would not get coffee.

She’ll get an Emmy nomination for best guest performance… seeing as this Tina character is appearing for the first time this season.